Fortune tellers are bullshit, but oracles might’ve been on to something

so many nice days lately

I just want to pet my cat but she’s currently possessed by demons and ran from me at full speed

Kim Petras = bimbofication pop

We should have a knife emoji under activities. Feeling stabby.

put her under for an obsession transfusion STAT, her favorite show of the season just ended

There is peace to be found in meeting people where they’re at rather than where you wish they were

Today was a good day

slowly learning to actually relax

It’s the poets burden to bear witness

Today was nice

Bored? Want to spruce up your wardrobe but dont have much money or skill? Replace all your buttons with funner buttons! No one can stop you!

didnt realize how tired i was til i laid down fr

new couxh smell gives poison damage. migraine. uv rays tmro… pls save me… sav eme uv rays

yayyyy my living room is so much comfier now

Herd my darlings, kill my sheep, take my blade and hide it deep

My father in me, breaking out so vicious

transiently tip-toe tap-dancing into tomorrow

drinking coffee for the first time in years. no wonder i used to self medicate with this shit

nothing more annoying than choking down my own food bc im pickier than i am skilled